white trash mecca
Reading Jeremiah’s blog inspired me to also write a rant about this subject.
The town I live in, Southgate (which is in a collection of towns known as “Down River”), is infamous for its white trash population. Southgate is an interesting case study in white trashiness. Read Jeremiah’s blog for a good example of the classic mid 80’s “Im leftover from the 70’s” white trash.
Another specimen of white trashiness in my area is the “grossly overweight, I bought my sweat shorts and tank top at Wal-Mart 8 years ago when I only weighed 300 lbs” white trash. This being usually travels in a family group that somehow fit in the mid 80’s ford escort that they just rolled out of. They live in a trailer, vote republican, and probably don’t have jobs. Seriously, stop eating at McDonalds for EVERY meal. I know you do because I see your car parked there every day. Please go to Wal-Mart and upgrade your sweat short. They don’t fit anymore. If you don’t want to throw them away, give them to your 8 year old who is about the size you were when that outfit actually fit you. And please, please stop eating every second of the day. Just because there is a 7-11 on ever corner, doesn’t mean you HAVE to stop at each on for a Taquito and a bag of chili cheese Fritos.
Another great example of white trash in my area is the “country bumpkin, Ive had this truck since I was 15, and so what if the frame is COMPLETELY rusted away, it has blue tarps over all of the busted out windows, the bed is full of garbage, and the thick black exhaust is filling your car and giving you carbon monoxide poisoning, I got it for $50 bucks!” white trash. This wonderful person usually travels with his 50 year old dad who looks 90 because of the 6 pack a day smoking habit he’s had since 13. He can generally be seen at the junk yard getting more garbage to put in the back of his truck. I seriously have no idea how this persons truck is still running. The wheels literally are bent in and look like they could fall of at any second.
The most infuriating of all white trash in this area that literally makes my blood boil is the Wat up nigga? Bitches be frontin if they dont know Im representin the hood. 313 dogg. 313!! white trash. These morons are clearly white, clearly from Down River, and clearly retarded, but they think they are black, they think they are from Detroit, and they think they are the shit. They wear the biggest t-shirt they can find, with the longest pair of shorts they can find, timberlands, big fake silver necklace with scorpion medallion, sports team hat turned to the side, huge fake diamond earrings, and a cigarette behind the ear at all times. You can usually find them walking everywhere they go because they are to retarded to get a job and buy a car or even a bike. When its hot outside they take off the shirt and tuck it into their back pocket and walk around with there gut hanging out and thinking they are sexy. This is the one group that I would honestly love to just beat the living crap out of. Seriously, you are white; no one is fooled by the clothes and poor grammar. Just because you dont have a job, doesnt make you black. Get a life.
